Friday, October 24, 2008

Proof that Every Canadian Author is Concerned About Sodomy

Jacob Two-Two Meets the Hooded Fang

Hooded Fang sounds a lot like 'uncircumsized penis,' doesn't it?

Jacob Two-Two or en Francaise Jacob Deux-Deux. Two-Two into Deux-Deux which sounds like doo-doo. And where does doo-doo come from?




4 comments:

S. Crouger said...

Makes sense. Every Canadian film has incest.

Joshua said...

The fact that you labeled this as incest despite it being about sodomy freaks me out.

Harry Tournemille said...

You have way more time on your hands than I previously thought.

Sam said...

The hooded fang is obviously Jacob's father. WHile 'hood' equals 'foreskin,' it also equals 'mask.' Thus Jacob's father, who would be a stand-in for Mordecai Richler, 'masks' himself with a foreksin in order to act on his incestuous desires for his son.

Duh.