Q: What will be the greatest website ever built in the days to come?
A: Because it encompasses the brilliance, irreverence, puerile humour, entertainment value and philosophical wisdom found at www.footinmouthandheadupass.blogspot.com , yet outdoes it by honing its focus to a lazer-like precision. Plague Season will deal only with crime fiction, crime television, crime film, film noir, and true crime.
Q: Wow, that sounds amazing. Is the site up now?
A: Yes, with TWO all-new, all-spectacular posts.
Q: What about this site? Will it fall into disrepair?
A: Nah, I'd take it down before I'd let it fall into disrepair. But for now it stays up, preserving its function as a catch-all for everything non-crime-related. It will be a better site without my James Ellroy and David Simon obsessions weighing it down from its primary purpose, expression my hatred and frustration at school.
Q: What's that website again?
Q: Awesome. I'm on my way there now!
A: What's the rush?
A: It's the best website ever, but what's the rush? Let's stay and hang out. It's so rare we get a chance to dialog anymore.
Q: Uh, yeah...so...hows the wife and kids.
A: You don't sound like you're too enthusiastic about asking that question.
Q: Sorry. Uh, HEY, How's the wife and kids?
A: That's better. They're at plagueseason.blogspot.com, paying tribute to the genius of that site. As well they should.
Q: It's that good, huh?
A: Brother, it's un-be-fucking-lieveable.